Happy Saturday people! Check out these odd, yet funny stories I found across the web:

Wisconsin Police Chief Gives Himself $235 Ticket
Police Chief Richard Knoebel of Kewaskum, Wisconsin, wrote himself a ticket for $235 and took 4 points off of his driving record, after he passed a school bus that had its emergency lights flashing. Well, at least he was honest… [more]

Shower Sex Controversy At Yale
Professor Jonathan Holloway, the master of Calhoun College (a residential college at Yale), sent out an e-mail to 330 students in which the professor protested against a couple who had been having sex in the shower stalls. The subject line of the e-mail read “shower stalls are for showering” and that students should refrain from “intimate activity in the shower, especially that kind of activity that leaves the showers in a decidedly less hygienic state.” The professor reached his boiling point after the couple’s activites caused the showers to flood for over an hour. Wow, I didn’t think an Ivy League like Yale would have those kinds of problems. [more]

Coach Fired Over Suggestive Comment
A high school basketball coach in Maine has been fired after he told his team to reach into their pants and “check their manhood.” He also told the players that the game was about “who had the biggest dick in town.” And get this: the statements he made were read to the local school board, and after being asked if those comments were appropriate, the coach responded: “We won.” LOL! [more]

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Women, not men, choose spouses on island
He was 14 when the girl entered his grass-covered hut and placed a plate of steaming fish in front of him. Like all men on this African isle, Carvadju Jose Nananghe knew exactly what it meant. Refusing was not an option. His heart pounding, he lifted the aromatic dish, prepared with an ancient recipe, to his lips, agreeing in one bite to marry the girl.
-Associated Press [more]

‘You made me rub your gross feet’
Police in the Chicago suburb of Algonquin on Thursday continued to search for a thief who looks, smells and feels marvelous. Algonquin Police Detective Andrew Doles said the man has ordered up an array of services in at least 20 spas in northern Illinois and southern Wisconsin since last March and left without paying the bill.
- Associated Press [more]

Man accused of setting bike path traps
A 62-year-old man is suspected of stringing wires at neck level across a popular bike path, as well as scattering nails, broken glass and rocks across the trail in a series of traps set because he wanted to protect the environment, police said.
- Associated Press [more]